Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
I’m feeling whatever that goat in the middle feelin
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are